The Value of a Drink
About the Buffalo Theory
by Cliff Clavin of Cheers.
A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo.
When the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.
This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. ( Cliff said it, don't you believe him?)
Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells.
In this way, (does he mean the buffalo way?)regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and a more efficient machine.
That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
Cheers!
by Cliff Clavin of Cheers.
A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo.
When the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.
This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. ( Cliff said it, don't you believe him?)
Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells.
In this way, (does he mean the buffalo way?)regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and a more efficient machine.
That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
Cheers!
posted by Vale of York at
2:14 PM
2 Comments:
While searching for jeff paul system I just have not had the best search results. Maybe I need to create my own blog and let others post so I can get better info on jeff paul system.
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David, at 5:45 PM
Hi David... thanks for stopping by my blog. It's always nice meeting new people.
Wish I could help you in your quest, but sorry, I don't know how.
I got ahold of this joke about drinking while roaming around among the blogs, and I have absolutely no idea how I got to it, and I know I'll never find it again. It's terrible to be so ignorant.
And I most certainly do suggest that you create your own blog... there is another world out there waiting for you.
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Vale of York, at 12:59 PM
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